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Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
I never understood the phrase, "Make an honest woman out of me."
Dad, your love and respect kept me off the pole.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
No I haven't seen the Kardashians.
Fool me once shame on you...
I can't live each day as if it were my last.
If you try to kill me with kindness, I will come back from the grave and stab you.