Behind every great woman is another great woman
Parents are like kidneys; two are ideal but all you really need is one good one.
Dad, your love and respect kept me off the pole.
What kind of candy would Jesus eat?
Which one of these things is not like the other?
Some day, you'll put the 'fun' in funeral...
I hate everybody
I love you so much that it hurts when I pee.
Children... The original labor of love.