“But officer, it’s the only thing that works for my cramps...”
Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
The Femme Trifecta
Sorry, you lost me at Jewish carpenter.
Happy New Year
It's beginning to look a lot like...
The grass is always greener.
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.
Get well soon.
Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad