We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Some day, you'll put the 'fun' in funeral...
I hate everybody
I love you so much that it hurts when I pee.
Children... The original labor of love.
Behind every great woman is another great woman
What kind of candy would Jesus eat?
As if we need an excuse to dress up like sluts and eat candy...
How come nobody ever asks me what I want for Christmas?