“But officer, it’s the only thing that works for my cramps...”
Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
The Femme Trifecta
Parents are like kidneys; two are ideal but all you really need is one good one.
Good luck, Graduate!
Way to go!
Dad, your love and respect kept me off the pole.
The grass is always greener.
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.
Get well soon.
Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad