“But officer, it’s the only thing that works for my cramps...”
Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
The Femme Trifecta
The grass is always greener.
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.
Get well soon.
Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad
If you build it, he will come...
Gentlemen, start your engines...
As long as we keep making 80 cents to your dollar, you have to pay for dinner.