“But officer, it’s the only thing that works for my cramps...”
Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
The Femme Trifecta
Parents are like kidneys; two are ideal but all you really need is one good one.
Good luck, Graduate!
Way to go!
Dad, your love and respect kept me off the pole.
As long as we keep making 80 cents to your dollar, you have to pay for dinner.
Are my pants still on?
