“But officer, it’s the only thing that works for my cramps...”
Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
The Femme Trifecta
As long as we keep making 80 cents to your dollar, you have to pay for dinner.
Does this women's interest magazine make my ass look fat?
If you're going to drive 80 in a 55, make sure you're wearing lip gloss.
The grass is always greener.
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.
On the highway to hell, a bike lane is unnecessary
Crap, this crystal ball is just a paperweight.