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Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
I never understood the phrase, "Make an honest woman out of me."
Every time I see a child hysterically crying I want to say - Relax kid. It's gonna get so much worse.
"...And then I shot him and put him in my trunk."
Congratulations on your wedding!
No I haven't seen the Kardashians.
Jesus take the wheel
The grass is always greener.
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.