Go get mommy a cocktail.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.
Sorry, you lost me at Jewish carpenter.
Happy New Year
It's beginning to look a lot like...
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
I can't live each day as if it were my last.
I never understood the phrase, "Make an honest woman out of me."