We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Jane folded the laundry and then completed a successful perimeter check.
"...And then I shot him and put him in my trunk."
I hate everybody
Safety concerns aside, having a stalker is really quite flattering.
Crap, this crystal ball is just a paperweight.
Some day, you'll put the 'fun' in funeral...
I love you so much that it hurts when I pee.
I’m so tired of working with assholes.
You've always been like a sister to me..