We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
"...And then I shot him and put him in my trunk."
"How are you still single?" is not a compliment.
A diamond may be forever...
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Aging... it beats the alternative.
Are my pants still on?
As if we need an excuse to dress up like sluts and eat candy...
As long as we keep making 80 cents to your dollar, you have to pay for dinner.
Assorted - Holiday Greatest Hits Boxed Set (8 cards)
Behind every great woman is another great woman
But officer, it's the only thing that works for my cramps.
Children... The original labor of love.
Congrats on your new baby!
Congratulations on your new baby!
Congratulations on your wedding!
Crap, this crystal ball is just a paperweight.
Cupid can't be trusted.
Dad, your love and respect kept me off the pole.
Does this women's interest magazine make my ass look fat?
Every time I see a child hysterically crying I want to say - Relax kid. It's gonna get so much worse.