We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.
I can't live each day as if it were my last.
I can't wait until your daughter is 18.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
I hate everybody
I love you so much that it hurts when I pee.
I never understood the phrase, "Make an honest woman out of me."
If I were a gay astrologer, I'd be making non-stop Uranus jokes.
If you always go back to your place, you never have to do the walk of shame.
If you build it, he will come...
If you try to kill me with kindness, I will come back from the grave and stab you.
If you're going to drive 80 in a 55, make sure you're wearing lip gloss.
It's beginning to look a lot like...
It's beginning to look a lot like... (Boxed Set of 8)
It's such a shame that Jesus never got to celebrate Christmas.
It's such a shame that Jesus never got to celebrate Christmas. (Boxed Set of 8)
I’m so tired of working with assholes.
Jane folded the laundry and then completed a successful perimeter check.
Jesus take the wheel