We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Which one of these things is not like the others?
Yesterday's tequila is never a friend.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him buy you a drink.
You put the 'man' in manicure.
You're the only man whose balls I don't want to clamp in a vice.
You're the only woman I haven't wanted to bury in the back yard.
You've always been like a sister to me..
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.