We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Don't be another email in a crowded inbox. Send an 'Anytime' card and tell somebody you're thinking of them. These cards work for all occasions!
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Are my pants still on?
As long as we keep making 80 cents to your dollar, you have to pay for dinner.
But officer, it's the only thing that works for my cramps.
Fool me once shame on you...
Gentlemen, start your engines...
Go get mommy a cocktail.
Hurry up and leave so I can miss you.
I can't live each day as if it were my last.
I don't like candy. It dulls my anger.
I never understood the phrase, "Make an honest woman out of me."
If I were a gay astrologer, I'd be making non-stop Uranus jokes.
If you always go back to your place, you never have to do the walk of shame.
If you build it, he will come...
If you try to kill me with kindness, I will come back from the grave and stab you.
If you're going to drive 80 in a 55, make sure you're wearing lip gloss.
Jesus take the wheel
Laughter may be the best medicine, but whiskey gets the job done too.