We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Don't be another email in a crowded inbox. Send an 'Anytime' card and tell somebody you're thinking of them. These cards work for all occasions!
May you have diarrhea on the same day you wear a jumpsuit.
No I haven't seen the Kardashians.
Thanks for sending a picture of your new baby.
The grass is always greener.
Yesterday's tequila is never a friend.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him buy you a drink.
Your screaming child makes me happy I'm on the pill.