We put the 'Sin' in Sincerely Yours
Not tonight, Cupid. I have a headache.
"How are you still single?" is not a compliment.
You put the 'man' in manicure.
You're the only man whose balls I don't want to clamp in a vice.
Cupid can't be trusted.
This holiday makes me wanna set myself on fire.
You're the only woman I haven't wanted to bury in the back yard.
Happy Valentine's Day