Front of Card: I can't live each day as if it were my last.
Inside of Card: I'd be 400 pounds, pregnant and too drunk to wake up for work.
We've got to hand it to Syd... She's got a good point. Think before you blindly tell someone to live life to the fullest, lest they OD later that evening. This one makes a great birthday card for your contrarian or gluttonous friend. From our notorious Syd Says collection, let our alter ego spark a dialogue.
L 6.25” W 4.50”
Materials: 110 lb recycled paper, premium felt finish, matching recycled envelope, FSC Certified, individual cellophane wrapping protector