Front of Card: Thanks for sending a picture of your new baby.
Inside of Card: I keep it in the drawer with all my drugs.
There is nothing more beautiful and fascinating than the miracle of life, sure. And babies are super. But when you arrive at reproductive age, and you're not quite ready or willing to begin the reproduction process, and everybody else around you is, and your mailbox starts to get flooded with birth announcements.... Well, it's time to take a stand. (Privately... In a greeting card to somebody else who doesn't have a baby. We're not actually suggesting you send this one to the new parents. Unless you want to...)
So basically, not on the baby bandwagon? There's a card for that. And here it is.
L 6.25” W 4.50”
Materials: 110 lb recycled paper, premium felt finish, matching recycled envelope, FSC Certified, individual cellophane wrapping protector